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3:51am Agosto 27, 2014

Acceptable reasons to get tattoos

kissnecks:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.
this this this, a million times yes.
3:46am Agosto 27, 2014

octoberspirit:

mr-reblogbutton:

"Stupid allegies…"

PERFECT HEAD CANON IS PERFECT.

SEND ME MORE NIGHT VALE HEAD CANONS OR PREDICTIONS TO DRAW GUYS

(Literal HEADcanon.)

3:45am Agosto 27, 2014

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

3:44am Agosto 27, 2014

winterstar95:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

I will reblog this every time.

3:44am Agosto 27, 2014

holloweyedradiohost:

dxppleganger:

kevin

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god damn it.

3:44am Agosto 27, 2014

chapscherofnightvale:

How to Make Hot Italian Sausage

You have no idea how happy I am that I found this so soon after Earl Harlan came back as a sous chef.

3:41am Agosto 27, 2014
meveret:


videntefernandez:

For @oldfashionedsoftmeatscrown

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IS IT HOT IN HERE OR DID THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN JUST SET SOMETHING ON FIRE?

meveret:

videntefernandez:

For @oldfashionedsoftmeatscrown

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IS IT HOT IN HERE OR DID THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN JUST SET SOMETHING ON FIRE?

3:23am Agosto 27, 2014

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

3:21am Agosto 27, 2014

fill in the blanks

basics

1. name: Valentina
2. birthday: October 20
3. favourite colour: Violet
4. lucky number: 8 looks pretty but it has never given me luck
5. height: 160 cm

talents

1. last dream you remember: A nightmare in which I was being chased
2. can you juggle: Pffff no
3. art/sports/both: Both
4. do you like writing:  Yes!
5. do you like dancing: Yes
6. do you like singing: Yes but I hae to be alone for that

fantasize

1. dream vacation: Somewhere warm and dry, like my room in the summer
2. dream date: If I can be lazy and do nothing with that person, then they’re the one XD
3. dream guy/gal: Earl Harlan tbh
4. dream wedding: NOPE.
5. dream pet: Not a tero, that’s for sure
6. dream job: A job in which I don’t have to interact with lots of people

music

1. favourite song: Stupid by Brendan Maclean at the moment.
2. favourite album: Does the soundtrack of the Phantom of the Opera count?
3. favourite artist: Omg so many
4. last song you heard on the radio: A reeeeally old one about Cleopatra that I’m always saying I’m going to google but I just don’t
5. least favourite song: Cumbia
6. least favourite album: Cumbia
7. least favourite artist: Cumbia

preferences

1. guys/girls/both/other: Dragons
2. hair colour: Princess hair
3. eye colour: Crayola small potatoes (no not really)
4. humorous/serious: I’m a serious person mostly, but it depends
5. taller/shorter: No one shorter than me would date me, mostly because there are no people shorter than me
6. biggest turn-off: Insistence (it’s creepy more than a turn-off)
7. biggest turn-on: Not judging how I spend my free time, and rolled up sleeves like holy spatula that’s aweome.

2:47am Agosto 27, 2014

earl-harlan:

jathis:

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

Did Earl Harlan write this?

Ha… ha… you’re on to me.

2:47am Agosto 27, 2014

all-about-strex:

I CAN’T GET OVER THE PERFECTION OF THE STREX FAMILY LIKE GOD DAMN ALL OF THEM ARE SO ATTRACTIVE AND PERFECT AS LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING CHARACTER EVER

2:44am Agosto 27, 2014
Anónimo asked: What if one of the new voice actors Joseph Fink?

murasakiyugata:

videntefernandez:

What if Joseph Fink voices earl

"Hi, this is Earl Harlan, chef at Tourniquet and volunteer scoutmaster for the Night Vale Boy Scouts.  Wow, so much news today.  We have, in our restaurant, several brand new soups including split atom and ginger blood bisque.  Go to tourniquetrestaurant.com to book a reservation.  Hey, if you like what we do in the Night Vale Boy Scouts and want to help fund mannequins to use as decoys for the rabid worms that escaped from the abandoned quarry, please consider setting up a small monthly donation.  We really do depend on you.  Those who donate a little more will get their own personal audio recording of me propositioning Cecil himself.  And, hey.  Thanks."

2:43am Agosto 27, 2014
acidtygr asked: I want an episode of Hal Lublin as Steve pretending to be others. I just want more Steve.

videntefernandez:

I’m just waiting for that episode that is entirely from Steve’s perspective. What if Hal narrates the whole thing?

And after the weather Cecil enters the booth like “OH MY GLOW CLOUD NO, NOPE, NO NO NO, STEEEEVE CARLSBERG!!!”